February 2012
“If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why....”
– Stephen Fry (via thechocolatebrigade)
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Adele needs to fuck right off. Yeah, she’s talented, but I would really love it if I could have just one day of my life in which I do not have to hear about her, or hear her whinging about men in her horribly overplayed songs
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People who get annoyed at others for not liking something they’re into
Go cry about it elsewhere you absolute child
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So I don’t usually fancy men covered in tattoos, as generally as a whole they tend to be arrogant or they just have shit tattoos that I don’t like
But last night there were three guys round the house and now I really fancy one of them. I think it’s just a thing I can’t resist guys in denim and doc martins, well and the fact he’s pretty good looking helped. I...
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Why the fuck does everyone find Paranormal Activity scary/good
It is an absolute pile of wank
“A real education takes place, not in the lecture hall or library, but in the...”
– Stephen Fry (via thelastsupperafterparty)
So I get it, you can't help being gay.
goagainstthetide:
hangthecode:
justmitch:
WELL I CAN’T HELP BEING HOMOPHOBIC. Think about it that way.
I suppose you can’t help being a blithering idiot, either.
Homophobia is a fear of gay people. Fears can always be overcome therefore you are an ignorant arsehole. Case closed.
This guy is a joke.
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First night in my own bed away from home, all I can think about is how much I miss my dog and cats. It’s been a day since I left. I am ridiculously sad
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Today I was walking through Kilburn Park with Sam and a bunch of guys started calling us ‘princess’ when we walked past then one said about me ‘that one in the middle, she’d get DAGGERED’ um, nice. That was just funny but some men are so creepy I swear, maybe it’s just cause its Peckham but earlier I had a guy follow me on his bike when I got off the bus, then I...
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Laying in bed in my new room. Trying to get to sleep early, cept there’s bunch of guys living next door and the one whose room is next to mine is definitely into his piano and guitar, playing some odd music. He’s actually good, but mannnnn I’m tired and this is too much
There is the most beautiful crescent moon over London tonight and I would take a picture but my phone is shit but ah so lovely
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People who thrive off arguing on tumblr..beyond sad
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Trying to suppress laughter on public transport is the worst, serious prune face going on right now
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Seriously some guys are so bait when they just want sex out of you, some guy saying he misses me and I’ve only met him once for about 2 hours and asking when he gets a tour of my new room
f u c k o f f
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I’m not into Rammstein but now I want to go tonight because Fredrik Ferrier is going, I am so sad
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So last night I got really bored whilst doing packing and wanted something to watch on the laptop in the background. Decided to watch an episode of Geordie Shore for a laugh. Ended up watching 3 episodes. The majority of them are so thick/arrogant, making it so entertaining. There only seems to be one of them that actually has her head screwed on and isn’t annoying as fuck, and that’s...
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Omg I walked past the fat fluffy ginger and white cat again on the way to work and I didn’t stroke it again
REGRET REGRET
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In addition to that last post, got to stop giving away my number so easily. I even do it when I haven’t been drinking, cause so many guys like to call your phone to check if you’ve given the right number. Just had a look through my contacts, have some hilarious names on there. Along with ‘Patrick American Wikipedia Guy’, I’ve got
‘Nat thinks your fit’...
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Hmm, can’t decide if I should go for drinks tonight with ‘Patrick American Wikipedia Guy’ or just go home and sleep. He is named as this under my contacts because he manages and designs the whole of the Wikipedia mobile site or something. Met him randomly last weekend as he stopped me and asked where the good places in Camden are, but he was on his own so I just invited him to...
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I know I always use the phrase ‘there is nothing worse than’ but seriously, is there anything worse than bad personal hygiene? It makes me feel sick. How hard is it to shower and keep everything else clean, just gag is all I have to say
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Such a lovely day in London today, and I’ve just finished work early too :) getting me all excited for summer! Can see over the whole of the Canary Wharf area right now and it looks so beautiful with the sun glistening on the buildings
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Someone needs to come over mine when I’m home later and watch Ali G with me
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The train I’ve been getting every morning lately always goes past this old office building and there’s one floor that’s totally white everywhere and looks exactly like the place where ‘god’ is supposed to be on Bruce Almighty, and it just makes me think of that bit when he steps in the puddle and he’s like “WHAT IS THAT??!!!!”
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Question for anyone that reads this;
Been doing a bit of train thinking. Does anyone else have a constant feeling that they are not doing enough? Everything is never enough for me, I always want more from life, I hardly ever feel like I’m living it to the fullest, there will be the odd time that I think ‘I really wouldn’t want to be doing anything else right now’. I...
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So excited to move to London this Saturday!
FINALLY.
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What is it with some guys and these cringey ass texts, I just got ‘u didn’t text back thought u forgot me had the wrst wk ever only good thing ws meetin u x’
CRINGE! Do guys actually expect girls to fall for that kind of thing?!
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Someone google searched ‘mortal kombat blowjob’ and got linked to my blog
w h a t
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I miss my Dad today. Just been thinking about when I was younger and we used to go to Wales a lot. We would always stay in little cottages right next to mountains and then go walking up them, my Dad is seriously into his walking and nature, etc. He’s the definition of ‘practical’ too. He’d always have his whole kit on to go walking, the boots, khaki pants with all the...
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http://m.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/feb/22/man-drowned-lake-firefighters?cat=uk&type=article
This makes me so angry, especially as I have epilepsy too. What a bunch of fucking idiots, had I been there, or if I were to see anything like that happen, I wouldn’t have to think twice about saving someone’s life.
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People who also need to calm down, those people that think you should have a deep and meaningful reason behind everything, such as the tattoos you have or what clothes you wear. You shouldn’t have to have a reason, what other people choose to wear or their personal preferences shouldn’t matter to you and if it does then you seriously need to re-evaluate yourself.
Maybe I should calm...
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What is up with people that send you a ? text if you don’t reply within 15 minutes
Calm yo self
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Feeling more than a little delicate this morning. Why I ever thought getting fucked on a Sunday was a good idea, I don’t know. The initial plan was to head home and sleep after Saturday nights antics, but that never happened as I just couldn’t resist going to The Bled’s last ever ever ever show. Definitely don’t regret it however bad I feel today. Spent most of my night...